DiNA.MARTiNA Show in ProvinceTown, MA

Here we R once again in ProvinceTown, MA for the month of June and one of Gary's friend told us that there was a free show of "Dina Martina" this Sunday. He told us 2 go 2 the ticket window on Sunday and get Ur Townie free ticket.

Sunday came along and Gary did not want 2 go. He wantD 2 C the basketball game Btween the Celtics & the Lakers (which the Celtics WON! Hell yea). Plus, 4 sum strange reason Dina makes Gary feel weird (What?). Gary went 2 the ticket window and askD 4 the FREE Townie ticket. The cashier just lookD @him 4 awhile and went ahead and gave him a ticket. Gary & I where laughing Bcause it was a stare that "U R not a townie". Which we R not But we R always here every year 4 about a month. I know that's not consider a townie but who cares. HEY, a townie told us anyway and we went ahead and got a FREE ticket. Plus, it was only 1 ticket.

I arrived 2 the show around 8:30p and sure enough I got sum looks. "Who is this guy" kind of looks. I felt like a impostor but who cares, I got a free ticket. I sat in the back and I textD Gary. I told him, "sum folks R lookin @me" and he textD back, "they R lookin @U Bcause Ur a good lookin person". I textD back, "Shut up & watch the game". There where sum glances not only once but twice. It was Funny. I lookD in2 the crowd and I did C the regular people in town that work & live here year round. It's very much like High School in here. Sum of the townies that we met R friendly but sum R not. Just like any othr place U go. Nothin new. I sat in the back row and the show startD @9:05.

I saw Dina Martina 2yrs ago & she was FUNNY. I find her 2 B Outragious and Original. She is different from all the other Drag shows that I have seen here. She ROCKs in my book. But sure enough, a person w/big hair had 2 sit in front of me so I had 2 move my head side 2 side ALOT! Man, this is not even a concert. 2 top it off, there was a lady Bhind me w/REALLY bad breath. $H*T! Evrytime she laughD I could smell it. Hitting me and makin me dizzy. So I startD breathing through my mouth. Thirty minutes later, that lady moved. Thank GOD!

Dina Martina was killin it. She was makin evry1 crack up so hard in the room. Just the outfits themselves R funny and she was givin us her signature CamaeToe. Love It! This NEW show was great. I love the cut & paste visuals she had of herself on old Hollywood movies. Dina would just put her head on sum old Hollywood actors and that $H*T was......FUNNY. That was GENIUS and that was my favorite part of the show. She would also invite sum people on stange who volunteerD. She would ask them question and give them really bizarre gifts. Like edible chocolate $H*T and the biggest tidy whitey w/her face make-up all smearD on it. That crazy makeup and that crazy wig is funny all by itself. After she finishD, they gave her a standing ovation. Right on Ptown! Then I saw her dash down the aisle to go outside and sell shirts and CDs. Wow. So go watch her show whenever it arrives in your town. I Highly RECOMMEND iT!

NEW! CRYSTAL.CASTLEs -Crystal Castles (II)-

This album was released early in March w/out any promotion. I saw it on my alerts on iTunes and I thought it was another band. Then I looked them up and sure enough it was there NEW album. I was shocked because I did not C anythin on the streets or music mag’s on them pushin the album (tell this day there is still no push on the album). I downloaded the album and it’s FCVKn AMAZIN! CAN NOT stop playin. No 2nd slump here. Anothr 5 star album. This whole album was produced by Ethan Kath (WOW! He is the programmer & mastermind Bhind the band). “Why Crystal Castles (II)?”, said a reporter. “Why not. Suicide did self titles”, Ethan said on a interview. The best part is that they recorded this album at a church in Iceland, a garage in Detroit and a cabin in Ontario. What, no psych ward? They R so 21st Century Goth. Look @the album cover. It reminds me of Blair Witch project. LOVE IT. A MUST BUY!

NEW The.GOLDEN.FiLTER -Voluspa-

The 1st time I heard of the.GOLDEN.FiLTER was when they openD up 4 The.Presets last year in NYCity @Webster.Hall. They where good and I rushD home 2 add them on Myspace. I wantD 2 know more about them but there was little info. Which made them more interestin 4 me. The only info I got was that they R from NYCity (of course) and they R signD 2 the same label as the.KNiFE (Brille Records). The album “Voluspa” is beautifully produced by who knows who. I tried lookin 2 who produced the album but could not find anythin. Thats what sux when U download the album U do not get enough. I need 2 buy the LP (thats if they made a print). So if U like GOLDFRAPP or GLASS.CANDY......this is 4 U. This album is sooooooooo good from start 2 finish. So GET IT!

CASXiO LiVE! @the.TROUBADOUR

YEA.....this is what....3wks ago? Like I always say......"Bettr late then never". But I need 2 share my concert Xperience w/U guys (who evr is readin, thanx). So here U go................I arrived 2 the.TROUBADOUR a bit early around 8 sumthin and it was half full. I went 2 the front 2 checkout the shirts but nothin cought my eye. I went back 2 the main room. I have no idea who was the 2nd band openr But @1st they startD out really good but aftr the 2nd and 3rd song (DOWN HILL)......what a change. It felt as if I was @a jam session. They moved around from salsa 2 heavy rock 2 sum spaced out $H*T that went all over the place. Was this a joke? There where sum people jammin 2 it (mayB friends of the band). Okay. Then anothr 3rd band went on and.......OKAY.....this feels like a battle of the bands competition or amateur nite. The only good thing was Sam Sparro. After each bands set, Sam Sparro hit the decks. Where I was standin (at the left hand side of the stage where they sell beer when it gets busy) there was a little crowd formin around me. There was no dancin (whats wrong w/these people) and he was playin sum good tunes. He had anothr partner next 2 him and he playD as well. I have no idea who he was but he was wearin a nice snake skin vest and he 2 playD sum good tunes as well. They where the highlight of the evening. None of the bands where that great. Not even Casxio. I was disappontD. Not what I XpectD. Sorry guys........

NEW! OPERATOR PLEASE -GLOVES-

Operator Please R back with a new album callD “Gloves” and it DOES NOT disappoint @ all. When I 1st heard “Logic” (1st single from the album) I was so XcitD Bcause this band has lost sum members and I thought this was it 4 them. Sure enoughit was not and OP released an AWESUM single w/A REALLY GOOD RMx by “Dolby Anol” (A MUST GET). Then they released anothr single “Back and Forth” and I was IN 4 the album. If U have not heard of this band yet U need 2. They R incredible live and Amandah Wikinson’s (Lead Singer) voice is AMAZIN. A MUST GET ALBUM and U wont B disappointD.

KiLLER NEWs!

iT's official, THE.KiLLERs R still 2gthr and Brandon Flowers is goin solo. So The Killers R not breakin up, they R just takin a break but NOT Brandon. His new solo album (Flamingo) is cumin out in the fall. He is workin w/Stuart Price (Madonna, New Order) Daniel Lanois (Bob Dylan, Peter Gabriel) and Brendon O'Brien (Black Crows). This sounds like a VERY interestin album. Is he goin the Julian Casablancas route? We R gonna find out really soon and Brandon is goin on tour w/this also. Cool.

NEW! LCD Soundsystem -This is Happening-

I have been readin alot of interviews on James Murphy (Lead Singer of the band) sayin “This is the last album because I am gettin old and music right now is not Xcitin.” What?!?!?!?! Please. That kind of turnD me off a bit Bcause......he is an artist that produces amazin music. He is important right now. Why end it. Runnin out of ideas James? U R an artist. If musik is gettin borin U should do sumthin about it. Do not quit. Lame. So if this is the end.......fine. Get “This is Happening” Bcause it’s not gonna happen anymor. But they sure did an AMAZIN good. BUY.......NOW!