SiMiAN.MOBiLE.DiSCO (LiVE!) @HARD

Simian.Mobile.Disco

@Nokia.Club

Saturday.12.2011

I thought Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs was gonna play live, but it was a DJ set. Sure enough, once I got in, he was over. :(

This $H*T (HARD) was crazy 2 get in. I do not know how many times I had to show my FCVKn ticket. The ticket they sent me through the mail was a not even a ticket. So I had to stand on this huge line to get my actual ticket. All this bull$H*T made me miss (well catch the last five minutes) "Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs".

The crowd brought me back to the rave scene in the mid 90s when it was got commercial. The crazy Day-Glo outfits are out (still?!), but no backpacks or glowsticks in sight. Thank God they did not allow that crap in.

Fake.Blood packed the dancefloor. I heard his remixes, but not his DJ mixes and from what I heard, it was good. What a relief from that superstar Dj Destruto. He had his mic to pump up the crowd. Can't his set speak for itself and to top it off, he throws on a video of Charlie Cheen.

Now that I am on the side lines just standing and looking around at the crowd, it's a trip. The security here is so high that I am catching every crazy $H*T that is going on. Kids putting liquor in there water bottles. Some smoking pot up at the balcony and security is busy trying to control the people in the pit from coming in and out. While some are not looking, people are jumping over the rail to get in the pit. Some of the DJ's played classic ElectroClash tunes, Tiga's "Burning Down" and Green Velvet's "La La Land" (both great songs), but they have been remixed in a good way.

Simian Mobile Disco went on around 12:45am. If I would of known that, I would of checked out "Chapel Club" (I am kicking myself for this). SMD's tower is getting smaller each time I see them. They had different lights this time and it was kick a$$. But once again, Simian Mobile Disco threw an AWESUM show, but it was getting late. It was day light savings time today and we had to switch are clocks forward one hour. Once they played "Cruel Intentions", I decided to leave. I was waiting for them to play "Believe" (my favorite track), but who knows if they played it after I left. I got to my car around 1:45am and once it hit 2, it was 3:00am.

\m/ \m/ \m/ - Hell Yea!

HARD @the.FORUM

I am on top of things.....This is so 2wks ago.....i think. @ 1st, i was not really in2 this but i gave in. I have not been @the.FORUM 4 a WHiLE! The last time i was here......I think it was......NiRVANA's or NIN w/David Bowie concert. I 4got which 1 was 1st......but that was the last time i was here. I arrived early so i could find parkin around the neighborhood BUT! it was all permit parking. What the hell is that about. When did it B-came permit parkin in this city? SH*T! So i decided 2 park in the parkin lot that cost 22$ 2 FCVKn park here BUT.......it was a good thing. I got 2 C all the KiDS! cumin 2 this place. WOW! crazy SH*T! I thought the rave scene has died BUT it is alive here. Kids wearin day-glo braclets up 2 the 4-arm.....what happen 2 just 1.....they had a dozen on both arms.....BACKPACKs! DAM! the last time i checked, we where in 2009......not 1992. I did C Mickey Mouse and Dora backpacks arrivin on the backs of 12yr old sumthin girls. Sum took off there shirts 2 show off there bikini tops. WOW! i guess they just got dropped off from there folks. I looked across from me and there where KiDs! in there car's......DRiNKiNG! SH*T! I was overwhelmed that I had 2 get out of my car and get in line. BAD iDEA! DAM!OK.....i arrived 2 this place around 8 thinkin it won't happen until 10 but i was WRONG! once i went 2wards the LONG A** LiNE 2 get in.......it.....was.....NUTS! There has 2 B anothr way in so i walked around the.FORUM and BANG! I saw a couple of kids havin trouble 2 get in so i went right Bhind them and went around there HUGE group and took out my ticket and gave it 2 the ticket agent. I AM IN! and let me tell U......it gets CRAZiER! I looked around and KiDs evrywhere......KiDs! SH*T! 2 funny. I hear the CRYSTAL.CASTLEs R on......so i rushed 2wards the floor. iT was a HUGE MESS 2 get down there. The hall-ways and aisles R CRAZY BANANAs 2 get around 2 the floor so I decided 2 go all the way around 2 the othr side and sure enough......it was less crazy. BUT! i was not allowed the the floor level, which my ticket said "GA". iT was only 4 ViP. WHAT! FCVK that. I went around that ticket agent and went all the way back and headed 2 the floor level. But i was stopped once again so i stayed by the rail and sat while the CRYSTAL.CASTLEs leave the stage. I looked around and people where climbin down 2 go on the ground floor.....I MEAN......ALOT! of kids where doin this......BUT! the music has stopped and the main lights where turned on. OH SH*T!YEAH.......sum guy went on stage and told the people 2 stop jumping down 2 the ground floor. Then.....he told us, that we need 2 sit down or the show won't happen. AND! that the Fire Marshals R here 2 C if this is all done. So people started 2 sit down and still no music. 1 hour passed. 2hrs passed. still no music. I new this was goin 2 get shut down and sure enough......around 12. it was SHUT DOWN! I guess it is 1992. :(